Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Randomize
