Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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