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I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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