nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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