i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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