do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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