You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
