Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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