I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
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