hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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