wrigley field is MILF paradise
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Randomize
