Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Randomize
