I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
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