Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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