talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Welp...herpes.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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