So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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