If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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