You're so nebulous sometimes
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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