so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
either way he was missing a nipple.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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