sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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