"it" just moved
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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