No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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