Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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