why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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