Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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