stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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