: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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