we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
