People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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