he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Drake has all the answers
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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