i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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