Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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