in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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