so explain again why im purple
no
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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