Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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