also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Just puked most of my soul out..
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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