It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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