This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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