Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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