STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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