Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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