and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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