So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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