if i died would you start the facebook group?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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