Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
True strength comes from lack of pants
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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