Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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