no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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