i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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