hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Success! We fucked roommates!
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