do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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