yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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